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My guess is that not a lot of teenagers read this column. Call it ahunch. I just can't imagine an army of Taylors and Dylans, in theirbaggy jeans, nose studs and neon-colored plastic beepers, flippingthrough the newspaper between bites of Froot Loops, searching fortheir morning Steinberg fix.

I have an easier time picturing youngsters clutching thoseGameBoys at the breakfast table, eyes riveted on the little screen,tongues jutting in concentration, furiously thumbing the well-wornplastic buttons, trying to get Sonic the Hedgehog up the staircasefor the 5,000th time, while the Froot Loops, untouched, slowlydisintegrate into a puddle of multi-colored slush.

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